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Everyday Things Renamed… By Stoners!

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If you looked at an ice cube for the first time with no prior knowledge of the word for frozen cubes of water, what would

you call it? I like the term water with corners… And bird leaf!

Really, these are just things that Tom Haverford would say.

Share these funny names for everyday objects with your friends.

Read more at http://www.amplifyingglass.com/objects-renamed/#gWi0ApkksgG8Hq6F.99

HIWAY AMERICA -FROM A FARM IN KANSAS – SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A FARMER SERENADES HIS COWS WITH HIS TROMBONE

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DEREK KLINGENBERG OF KLINGENBERG FARM KANSAS

SERENADING THE COWS WITH HIS TROMBONE

http://youtu.be/qs_-emj1qR4

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NEW BLOG O’ MINE

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CHECK OUT MY NEW BLOG :- WEIRD  WACKY  WAY OUT  ♥♥

TILLIES PUNCTURED ROMANCE  

http://tilliespuncturedromance.wordpress.com

 

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 SERIOUSLY AMUSING—

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 THIS BLOG IS NAMED AFTER A CHARLIE CHAPLIN MOVIE

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SILLY CROWD OF 1000 PEOPLE EATING HOT GHOST PEPPERS!

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Watch the mass hysteria caused by 1000 people eating ghost peppers

at the same time

 

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JUNE 12, 2014 | BY ABRAHAM | NO COMMENTS

Last week in #Copenhagen, a large crowd gathered to collectively hurt themselves for this amusingly masochistic video. Individually wrapped #ghost peppers — a chili pepper that’s about 100 times hotter than a jalapeno — were passed out, and then everyone bit in at the same time…

30 Celebrities That Look Eerily Similar To These People From The Past

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30 Celebrities That Look Eerily Similar To These People From The Past

getting a color change – poem ana christy

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getting a color change – poem ana christy

 

getting a color change

the receptionist-

the barry manilow leather- faced bitch

gives me the once over

the brown creases in her make-up

crack with her verbal assault making

her look more like a camel than a

barry manilow

so you want to consult another stylist?

 

all i wanted was a color change

from black back to red

no biggy

and she said she could do it

and it wouldn’t be hard

 

four hours

four bottles of hair color remover

four bottles of red dye

four bouts with the 100* hair drier

$50 and up!

 

an emergency call to the clairol hotline

to no avail

you gave a red streak right down the

center of my part and the rest still black

broken and brittle

a skunk on drugs

 

i began to walk out

my hair soaking wet

yelling at the bitch that i am not paying

and that they ruined my hair

 

i left mad

angry hair dripping over linoleum.

ana christy from beatnik blues

 

 

Never Drink Alone Again Because Now There’s Wine for Cats

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Never Drink Alone Again Because Now There’s Wine for Cats

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Paying for Petting Time in Japan’s Cat Cafes

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In Osaka, Japan, where many apartment dwellers aren’t allowed to keep pets, cat fanciers spend time with their favorite felines at the Cats’ Time Cafe
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/10/15/never-drink-alone-again-because-now-theres-wine-for-cats/

You never have to drink alone again, because now you can drink with your cats. At least in Japan you can, because a Japanese company called B&H Lifes has begun selling wine made specifically for cats.

This special feline libation is called “Nyan Nyan Nouveau.” As Kotaku reports, “nyan nyan” is the Japanese equivalent of “meow meow.” (Oh hey, remember Nyan Cat?) This cat wine doesn’t really contain any alcohol, but it does contain juice made from Cabernet grapes, along with catnip. So just accept it. It’s wine. For cats.

Nyan Nyan Nouveau costs 399 yen (or $4) for a bottle, and the company is only producing a thousand of them, so you should probably act fast.