Category Archives: humorous

Drug Suspect Brought 50 Grams Of Pot To Court

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Drug Suspect Brought 50 Grams Of Pot To Court: Cops

Posted: 10/03/2014 1:09 pm EDT Updated: 10/03/2014 1:59 pm ED
 Let’s be blunt: If you’re appearing in court on a drug charge, it might be a good idea to leave your marijuana at home.

Police for the New Jersey Port Authority said Richard Thompson didn’t do that.

Investigators allege he had 50 grams of pot in his backpack when he showed up at the Fort Lee Municipal Court Thursday morning.

Thompson, 32, of Stamford, Connecticut, was arrested in May at the George Washington Bridge on charges of driving under the influence, driving with a suspended license and having marijuana in his car, NJ.comreports.

He was in court to answer to those charges, and went through the normal security screenings.

While he was being searched, officials allegedly found 50 grams of marijuana,two packages of rolling papers and an unrolled cigar wrapper commonly re-used to smoke marijuana, Port Authority spokesman Joe Pentangelo told NorthJersey.com.

Thompson was arrested on marijuana and drug paraphernalia charges. The arresting officer, Steve Pisciotta, is the same cop who arrested Thompson on marijuana and drug paraphernalia charges back in May, according to the Cliffview Pilot.

COOL PEOPLE- ONE LINERS FROM GROUCHO MARX

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Groucho Marx – 30 great one-liners

Groucho Marx in 1933

Groucho Marx (1890-1977):

‘I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.’

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Parrot Missing For 4 Years Comes Home Speaking Spanish

Posted: 10/13/2014 3:00 pm EDT Updated: 10/13/2014 3:00 pm EDT
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TORRANCE, Calif. (AP) — A pet parrot that spoke with a British accent when it disappeared from its home four years ago has been reunited with its owner — and the bird now speaks Spanish.

The Daily Breeze reported Sunday (http://bit.ly/1qU5dU3) the reunion was brought about by a Southern California veterinarian who mistook the African gray parrot for her own missing bird.

Teresa Micco tracked Nigel’s microchip to Darren Chick, a Brit who lives in Torrance.

Little is known about Nigel’s whereabouts the past four years, but Chick says the bird’s British accent is gone and it now speaks Spanish.

It’s the fifth parrot reunion facilitated by Micco, who has been running ads for her own missing bird for nine months.

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Information from: Daily Breeze, http://www.dailybreeze.com

Everyday Things Renamed… By Stoners!

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If you looked at an ice cube for the first time with no prior knowledge of the word for frozen cubes of water, what would

you call it? I like the term water with corners… And bird leaf!

Really, these are just things that Tom Haverford would say.

Share these funny names for everyday objects with your friends.

Read more at http://www.amplifyingglass.com/objects-renamed/#gWi0ApkksgG8Hq6F.99

HIWAY AMERICA -FROM A FARM IN KANSAS – SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A FARMER SERENADES HIS COWS WITH HIS TROMBONE

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DEREK KLINGENBERG OF KLINGENBERG FARM KANSAS

SERENADING THE COWS WITH HIS TROMBONE

http://youtu.be/qs_-emj1qR4

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NEW BLOG O’ MINE

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TILLIES PUNCTURED ROMANCE  

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 THIS BLOG IS NAMED AFTER A CHARLIE CHAPLIN MOVIE

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SILLY CROWD OF 1000 PEOPLE EATING HOT GHOST PEPPERS!

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Watch the mass hysteria caused by 1000 people eating ghost peppers

at the same time

 

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JUNE 12, 2014 | BY ABRAHAM | NO COMMENTS

Last week in #Copenhagen, a large crowd gathered to collectively hurt themselves for this amusingly masochistic video. Individually wrapped #ghost peppers — a chili pepper that’s about 100 times hotter than a jalapeno — were passed out, and then everyone bit in at the same time…