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Cops: Pantless, Masturbating McDonald’s Customer, 69, Tried To Force Drive-Thru Worker To Touch His Big Mac

After picking up food from a McDonald’s drive-thru window, a pantsless 69-year-old Florida man allegedly tried to force a

A customer asked an employee to touch his Big Mac as he masturbated in the front seat of his vehicle, police allege.

Steve Orville Clemons was at the drive-thru window of a Wildwood McDonald’s when the cashier “turned to him to give him his change.” At that point, the woman realized that Clemons was sans pants and was pleasuring himself.

Clemons then allegedly “grabbed the cashier’s hand and attempted to pull her hand into his vehicle,”according to an arrest affidavit detailing the September 21 incident. After pulling her hand away from Clemons, the worker shut the drive-thru window and called 911.

Seen in the above mug shot, Clemons was later apprehended at a nearby gas station. While still pantsless, he had draped a t-shirt over his lap.

Free on $500 bail, Clemons is scheduled to be arraigned October 9 on a misdemeanor battery charge.

About hobo hippie

Hi I am an old hippie, a "beat" poet and novelist, and digital artist. I was co -editor and publisher of "Alpha Beat Press" alpha beat soup, bouillabaisse and cokefish and cokefishing in alpha beat soup with my late husband Dave Christy. My novel "eeenie meenie minee moe is for sale on amazon books. my other blogs are http://tilliespuncturedromance.wordpress.com about humor and the weird. The blog is named after a Charlie Chaplin movie. http://concretebologna.wordpress.com a blog about world art.

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