man puts his virgin hair up for sale on Craig’s List!

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Man puts his ‘100% virgin’ hair up for sale
The New Yorker shows off his ‘jet black’ hair, which he is selling for £400 (Picture: Craigslist)

It looks like a bargain: One careful owner, it’s in great condition and can be sold to your specifications… but this is no second-hand car up for grabs.

Instead, anyone looking for 69cm (27in) of thick, long black hair is in luck. A New Yorker is selling his ’100 per cent virgin hair’ which has never been cut or messed with – all for just $600 (£400).

The seller in his early 30s claims on Craigslist that his locks have ‘never been dyed, permed, or chemically altered’.

And he boasts that the hair is ‘jet black, the way a raven shines in the moonlight, the color of a deep dark sleep’.

If that description doesn’t have you reaching for your debit card, he also assures any potential buyers that he never uses straighteners, curlers or hot rollers and always lets it dry naturally.

And the man, who insists he is a non-smoker who ‘says no to drugs’, said he would not sell his wonderful mane unless he received a high enough offer.

‘Only serious offer please,’ he declares.

‘Hair cutting can occur at the time/place/method of your choosing.’

See the full advert here.

About hobo hippie

Hi I am an old hippie, a "beat" poet and novelist, and digital artist. I was co -editor and publisher of "Alpha Beat Press" alpha beat soup, bouillabaisse and cokefish and cokefishing in alpha beat soup with my late husband Dave Christy. My novel "eeenie meenie minee moe is for sale on amazon books. my other blogs are http://tilliespuncturedromance.wordpress.com about humor and the weird. The blog is named after a Charlie Chaplin movie. http://concretebologna.wordpress.com a blog about world art.

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