if a cow laughs really hard would milk come out of her nose?

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if a cow laughs really hard would milk come out of her nose?

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  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  • What’s another word for Thesaurus?
  • Who decided what order to put the alphabet in?
  • Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
  • Why are there locks on the doors to the convenience store that is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year?
  • Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?
  • Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor when you cannot drink and drive? And why do bars have parking lots?
  • Why does TEFLON stick to the frying pan, since nothing ever sticks to TEFLON?
  • Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
  • Why are there Interstate Highways in Hawaii?
  • Why are there flotation devices under plane seats, instead of parachutes?
  • Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?
  • Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
  • If you keep trying to prove Murphy’s Law, will something keep going wrong?
  • Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
  • Shouldn’t there be a shorter word for monosyllabic ?
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  • If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
  • Why doesn’t onomatopoeia sound like what it is?
  • Does a fish get cramps after eating?
  • Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a near miss ? Shouldn’t it be called a near hit ?
  • Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
  • You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same material?
  • Why isn’t palindrome spelled the same way backwards?
  • If you see a heat wave, should you wave back?
  • Why does sour cream have a ‘best if used-by’ date? Does it turn sweet?
  • How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
  • Why is it called TOOTHbrush when you brush all of your teeth?
  • Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
  • If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
  • Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
  • Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?
  • Why isn’t “phonetic” spelled the way it sounds?
  • ‘Professional’ Rhetorical Questions

    Taking advantage of words with double meanings…..

    • If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t if follow that electricians can be delighted; musicians denoted; cowboys deranged; models deposed; tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed? — Virginia Ostman
    • Can a princess be disenchanted?
    • Can married people be decoupled?
    • Can fishermen be debated?
    • Can a trash collector be well disposed?
    • Can a doctor be patient?
    • Can teachers be detested?
    • Does a hair stylist ever get distressed?
    • Can a president be denominated?
    • Can a lawbreaker be defined?
    • Can songwriters be decomposed?
    • Have you ever heard of a symphony conductor getting disconcerted?
    • Can an HVAC technician be deducted?
    • Can an engineer be retrained?
    • Can a writer be described?
    • Have you ever seen a haberdasher who’s mad as a hatter?
    • Can a guide be detoured?
    • Can a magician become disillusioned?
    • Could the Cowardly Lion discouraged, the Tin Man disheartened, and the Scarecrow reminded?
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About hobo hippie

Hi I am an old hippie, a "beat" poet and novelist, and digital artist. I was co -editor and publisher of "Alpha Beat Press" alpha beat soup, bouillabaisse and cokefish and cokefishing in alpha beat soup with my late husband Dave Christy. My novel "eeenie meenie minee moe is for sale on amazon books. my other blogs are http://tilliespuncturedromance.wordpress.com about humor and the weird. The blog is named after a Charlie Chaplin movie. http://concretebologna.wordpress.com a blog about world art.

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