“Brother, [If I Make You Laugh] Can You Spare a Dime?”

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“Brother, [If I Make You Laugh] Can You Spare a Dime?”

Though homelessness is no laughing matter, consider comedian Chris Rock’s spoken-word song No Sex (In the Champagne Room):

“If a homeless person has a funny sign,
He hasn’t been homeless that long.
A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny.”

To wit:

1. Cut the guy some slack, you know what he means.

Buger

2. This guy’s brave, that’s all we can say.

Quarter

 

3. Albus Dumbledore Outed, Fired as Headmaster at Prestigious Hogwarts, Last Seen Panhandling in Kingston upon Thames

Beer

4. Gotta love the enthusiasm.

Kidnap

5. Translation? “My life’s amok. It really sucks.”

Buck_2

6. Working hard or hardly working?

Many

7. Had Jerry Garcia been tone-deaf.

Sparechange

8. When you wish upon a star…

Homelessbill

9.  Makes no bones about it, does he?

Pot

10. If you could just channel some of that creativity…

Time

#homeless#signs#humor

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About hobo hippie

Hi I am an old hippie, a "beat" poet and novelist, and digital artist. I was co -editor and publisher of "Alpha Beat Press" alpha beat soup, bouillabaisse and cokefish and cokefishing in alpha beat soup with my late husband Dave Christy. My novel "eeenie meenie minee moe is for sale on amazon books. my other blogs are http://tilliespuncturedromance.wordpress.com about humor and the weird. The blog is named after a Charlie Chaplin movie. http://concretebologna.wordpress.com a blog about world art.

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