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Cops: Pantless, Masturbating McDonald’s Customer, 69, Tried To Force Drive-Thru Worker To Touch His Big Mac

After picking up food from a McDonald’s drive-thru window, a pantsless 69-year-old Florida man allegedly tried to force a

A customer asked an employee to touch his Big Mac as he masturbated in the front seat of his vehicle, police allege.

Steve Orville Clemons was at the drive-thru window of a Wildwood McDonald’s when the cashier “turned to him to give him his change.” At that point, the woman realized that Clemons was sans pants and was pleasuring himself.

Clemons then allegedly “grabbed the cashier’s hand and attempted to pull her hand into his vehicle,”according to an arrest affidavit detailing the September 21 incident. After pulling her hand away from Clemons, the worker shut the drive-thru window and called 911.

Seen in the above mug shot, Clemons was later apprehended at a nearby gas station. While still pantsless, he had draped a t-shirt over his lap.

Free on $500 bail, Clemons is scheduled to be arraigned October 9 on a misdemeanor battery charge.

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New York Man Falls Asleep in Drive-Thru, Gets DWI

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
CREATED: AUGUST 14, 2013

State police say troopers were called to a western New York McDonald’s last weekend for a report of a man asleep behind the wheel of a car in the drive-thru lane.

NEWSTEAD, N.Y. (AP) — You want a wake-up call with that?

State police say troopers were called to a western New York McDonald’s last weekend for a report of a man asleep behind the wheel of a car in the drive-thru lane.

When troopers arrived at the fast-food restaurant in the Erie County town of Newstead at about 2 a.m. Saturday, they found the 32-year-old driver sleeping at the wheel of his car with the engine running.

The troopers woke him up and gave him sobriety tests, which he failed. Police say he was charged with driving while intoxicated for having a blood-alcohol content of 0.14 percent, nearly twice the legal limit of 0.08 percent.

Troopers say the man lives in Newstead, a rural town 20 miles east of Buffalo.

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