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Q: How can you tell a hippie has been at your house?

A: He’s still there.

Q: What did he say when you told him to leave?

A: Namaste.


Q: What’s the difference between a hippie chick and a joint?

A: The joint won’t make it all the way around the circle.


Q: How do you starve a hippie?

A: Hide his drug money under the soap.


Q: What did the Deadhead say when he ran out of weed?

A: Man, this music sucks!


Q: What do hippie chicks and hockey players have in common?

A: They both shower and change pads after 3 periods.


So this guy got his dog really high. He tells the dog “Play dead.” And the dog says, “Nah man, play Floyd!”

Q: Why do hippies wave their arms around when they dance?

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A: To keep the music out of their eyes.

Q: Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

A: He was too far out!

Q:How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap

Q: Why did so many hippies move to Oregon?

A: They heard there was no work there.

How do you get 20 hippies into a phone booth? Throw in a joint.
How do you get them out? Throw in a bar of soap.

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