Q: How can you tell a hippie has been at your house?
A: He’s still there.
Q: What did he say when you told him to leave?
Q: What’s the difference between a hippie chick and a joint?
A: The joint won’t make it all the way around the circle.
Q: How do you starve a hippie?
A: Hide his drug money under the soap.
Q: What did the Deadhead say when he ran out of weed?
A: Man, this music sucks!
Q: What do hippie chicks and hockey players have in common?
A: They both shower and change pads after 3 periods.
So this guy got his dog really high. He tells the dog “Play dead.” And the dog says, “Nah man, play Floyd!”
Q: Why do hippies wave their arms around when they dance?
A: To keep the music out of their eyes.
Q: Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?
A: He was too far out!
Q:How do you hide money from a hippie?
Put it under the soap
Q: Why did so many hippies move to Oregon?
A: They heard there was no work there.
How do you get 20 hippies into a phone booth? Throw in a joint.
How do you get them out? Throw in a bar of soap.