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ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 —

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PICTURE NOT RELATED TO ARTICLE-JUST RANDOM!

By Joe BurtonJoe Burton

Published November 16, 2009 Immortal More Info »

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.

She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.  

She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.  

The man seemed more amused.  

When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,

she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)

what he had to say for himself.

The man replied,

‘Well your Honor, it was like this:

when the lady got on the bus,

I couldn’t help but notice her condition.  

She sat down under a sign that said,

‘The Double Mint Twins are coming’ and I grinned. 

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,

‘Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling,’ and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,

‘William’s Big Stick Did the Trick,’ and I could hardly contain myself.

  But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time

and sat under a sign that said,

‘Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!’

… I just lost it.’
‘CASE DISMISSED!!’

Rachel Devore sues hospital after failed drug test over poppy seeds

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Rachel Devore sues hospital after failed drug test over poppy seeds

2:36 PM, Mar 11, 2014   |   0  comments
A woman in Colombia cultivates a poppy seed head.  (Photo credit: RODRIGO ARANGUA/AFP/Getty Images)

The Associated Press

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PITTSBURGH (AP) – A first-time mother who says she failed a drug test while in labor because she ate poppy seeds is suing a Pittsburgh hospital and says officials defamed her and violated her doctor-patient confidentiality by sharing the results with a child welfare agency.
The University of Pittsburgh Medical Center isn’t commenting on the lawsuit filed Tuesday by Rachael Devore. The Allegheny County woman gave birth at Magee-Women’s Hospital of UPMC in June.
The lawsuit contends the hospital staff took Devore’s urine for testing while she was in labor, then turned over the “positive” drug test to county caseworkers who eventually inspected Devore’s home, and referred her to a substance abuse counselor.
Opiates like heroin are made from poppies, which is why the seeds can result in false positives on drug tests