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“Brother, [If I Make You Laugh] Can You Spare a Dime?”

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“Brother, [If I Make You Laugh] Can You Spare a Dime?”

Though homelessness is no laughing matter, consider comedian Chris Rock’s spoken-word song No Sex (In the Champagne Room):

“If a homeless person has a funny sign,
He hasn’t been homeless that long.
A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny.”

To wit:

1. Cut the guy some slack, you know what he means.

Buger

2. This guy’s brave, that’s all we can say.

Quarter

 

3. Albus Dumbledore Outed, Fired as Headmaster at Prestigious Hogwarts, Last Seen Panhandling in Kingston upon Thames

Beer

4. Gotta love the enthusiasm.

Kidnap

5. Translation? “My life’s amok. It really sucks.”

Buck_2

6. Working hard or hardly working?

Many

7. Had Jerry Garcia been tone-deaf.

Sparechange

8. When you wish upon a star…

Homelessbill

9.  Makes no bones about it, does he?

Pot

10. If you could just channel some of that creativity…

Time

#homeless#signs#humor

HIWAY AMERICA-ROUTE 66 SPRINGFIELD MO.. PART 4

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Springfield is the third largest city in the State of Missouri and the county seat of Greene County.[5] According to the 2010 census data, the population was 159,498, an increase of 5.2% since the 2000 census.[6] The Springfield Metropolitan Area, population 436,712, includes the counties of Christian, Dallas, Greene, Polk and Webster. Springfield’s nickname is the Queen City of the Ozarks and is known as the Birthplace of Route 66 as well as the home of several universities including Missouri State University.

 

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